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Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:19 pm
by 3WE
...from one of Flyboy's countrymen as opposed to Deutschland.

Re: Seen there: How to stop tired stupid pilots from crashing.

Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:35 pm
by Not_Karl
Food contamination:
-I would completely ban crewmembers from eating and drinking from 24 hours before flying until after the landing. That would also limit the "one pilot goes to the bathroom and the other crashes the plane" risk (but I would still force them to wear diapers, just in case), and Flyboy's usual routine of drunken forest running.

Fire protection:
-To reduce the chances of a deadly fire after a landing screw-up by stupid pilots, airplanes should only land on water. For those affected by unsightly scars, free boob implants (independent of gender) to distract other people from viewing the scars.
-Water landing survivability: Make inflatable planes.

Braking:
-Make the whole runway from EMAS (not necessary if landing in water, see above).
- With respect to nets, I seem to remember watching a movie as a young Not_Karlie in which a Concorde (or maybe a fictional SST) was successfully slowed down with like a million of them.

I'm somewhat surprised that he did not propose the good old detachable cabin.

Apparently Evanie does not like the idea of ballistic parachutes...

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:53 am
by flyboy2548m
3WE wrote:...from one of Flyboy's countrymen as opposed to Deutschland.


Since when am I a Polak?

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:59 am
by 3WE
flyboy2548m wrote:
3WE wrote:...from one of Flyboy's countrymen as opposed to Deutschland.


Since when am I a Polak?


All you Easterners look alike...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb0QLxcvowk

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 3:23 am
by Not_Karl
3WE wrote:
flyboy2548m wrote:
3WE wrote:...from one of Flyboy's countrymen as opposed to Deutschland.


Since when am I a Polak?


All you Easterners look alike...

Isn't he as American as apple pie and blame?
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:mrgreen:

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 5:24 am
by Gabriel
3WE wrote:All you Easterners look alike...

Yes! Yellow!!!

(What? Not that Easterners?)

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 11:39 am
by elaw
Not_Karl wrote:Isn't he as American as apple pie and blame?

Wikipedia wrote:Apple pie was brought to the colonies by the British, Dutch, and Swedes during the 17th and 18th centuries.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:56 pm
by Not_Karl
elaw wrote:
Not_Karl wrote:Isn't he as American as apple pie and blame?

Wikipedia wrote:Apple pie was brought to the colonies by the British, Dutch, and Swedes during the 17th and 18th centuries.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

My whole life is a lie! :cry:
As american as greasy fast food, then?

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:21 pm
by 3WE
Not_Karl wrote:
elaw wrote:
Not_Karl wrote:Isn't he as American as apple pie and blame?

Wikipedia wrote:Apple pie was brought to the colonies by the British, Dutch, and Swedes during the 17th and 18th centuries.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

My whole life is a lie! :cry:
As american as greasy fast food, then?


America also invented Pizza and French Fries, Chinese food and Chimichangas as proven by an internet search: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv7UJLOyERs

Also note that it contains a Frenchman.

Re: Seen there: How to stop tired stupid pilots from crashing.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 6:40 pm
by elaw
And let's not forget the king of all foods:
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Re: Seen there: How to stop tired stupid pilots from crashing.

Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2017 10:31 pm
by 3WE
elaw wrote:And let's not forget the king of all foods:
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Wrong.

That's British.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE

Thank you, Sickbag.

Re: Seen there: How to stop tired stupid pilots from crashing.

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 12:28 am
by elaw
Bloody vikings! :mrgreen:

Re: Seen there: Various suggestions for safety improvements.

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:22 am
by Not_Karl
3WE wrote:America also invented Pizza and Freedom Fries, Chinese food and Chimichangas.

Fixed.

Re: Seen there: How to stop tired stupid pilots from crashing.

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:16 pm
by Ancient Mariner
elaw wrote:Bloody vikings! :mrgreen:

What did we do? Except from some mild trading and a bit of exploring?
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