Pilots & male massuers

[Sickbag]

Is it company policy to always request a "happy end?"

[Dummy Pilot]

The correct term is "Happy Ending"

...And the answer is, Yes.

[Sickbag]

Is that why John Travoltar only wants to make films that have a happy endings?

[flyboy2548m]

I don't consider Travolta a pilot. Certainly not of the level he portrays himself to be.


Take a look at his certificate information:


JOHN JOSEPH TRAVOLTA

801 N BRAND BLVD STE 665
GLENDALE CA 91203-1276
County: LOS ANGELES
Country: USA
Medical
Medical Class: First, Medical Date: 8/2009
Certificates
PRIVATE PILOT
Date of Issue: 6/5/2011
Certificate: PRIVATE PILOT Print
Ratings:
PRIVATE PILOT
AIRPLANE SINGLE ENGINE LAND
AIRPLANE MULTIENGINE LAND
INSTRUMENT AIRPLANE

Type Ratings:
P/B-707 P/B-720 P/CE-500 P/CL-600 P/EA-500S
P/G-1159 P/HS-125 P/LR-JET

Limits:
ENGLISH PROFICIENT.
AUTHORIZED EXPERIMENTAL AIRCRAFT: SO-G2.
B-707 SIC PRIVILEGES ONLY.
CE-500 (VFR ONLY).

[Sickbag]

I'm surprised there are no Airbus aircraft in that list, I've heard he's very proficient at grabbing a joystick.

[GlennAB1]

Funny, that's what we've heard about you, Sickie....

[Sickbag]

No Glenn, I've never flown an aircraft in my life and have no ambition to.

[blueblack]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dcbw4IEY5w

[blueblack]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x270z7 ... abba_music