However, should TeeVee, Boeingee Bobbieeee, LSD-744LHB, and that SOB ATLAirbusworshippercrew, have commentage?
TeeVee would offer to represent the rest of the passengers and their families and sue the coffee maker's supplier, the pilot's estate, Boeing, the Airline,
Not_Karl and all of their mums.
LH-B744 would trace parallels with
Germanwings 9525 and
Swissair 111, comment on how many years have passed since the last similar incident in Europe
(excluding Germanwings) and how many years of safe service "his nickname" has provided
(at JP.net forums, as he obviously wouldn't be in the doomed flight since it is not_a Lufthansa and not_a 747-400);
BieBie is implied in
ATLCrewie's speech;
ATLAirbusFlyAltarBoy did commentaged.
1. Parachutes are made of
cheap composites.
2. Parachutes are not equipped with sophisticated fall-by-wire systems to save the day when the operator pulls relentlessly on something.
3. (In light of recent events...) Parachutes are flammable.
Therefore most likely you are going to
died anyway.
Having screwed other people, I can did died happily
.
Parachutes at least don't have Li-Ion batteries... I hope
.
It is also a cool destination, or was.....when I was 16 years old. Like 100 years ago, when I could drink, and f*** all night..
Per
Yeah, I also used to drink and
fart all night when I was young. No need to censor it...
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.