Don't land like this guy.

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Don't land like this guy.

Postby Verbal » Thu Nov 16, 2023 6:35 pm

https://youtu.be/4TgVsC1m_g4?si=c13r_4cJXb1Hhyhm

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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby Gabriel » Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:00 pm

Ban all almost-total-air-disaster-view-blocking trucks.

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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby 3WE » Thu Nov 16, 2023 11:42 pm

Looks perfect, unless there’s a category for for did dieded underwear.

…as contrasted with this less-than-perfect landing, which might be pilot induced more than wind gusts.

(Yes a repost)

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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby elaw » Fri Nov 17, 2023 12:42 pm

There's a right way and a wrong way to do weight reduction on an aircraft - that's the wrong way. :lol:
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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Nov 18, 2023 12:27 am

"Stupid Fatigued Cowboy Monkey Pilot Destroys Plane Wing" - Oh, yes, the wing was completely obliterated, good thing most aeroplanies have two for redundancy and a go-around could be performed.
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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby elaw » Sat Nov 18, 2023 4:32 pm

...most aeroplanies have two for redundancy...
Some even have four!
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Or is that 3? Or if the lower wing spar goes through the fuselage, 2? Dammit, now I've gone and confused myself again.
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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Nov 18, 2023 8:33 pm

Or is that 3?
yes

As usual, everything -including aeroplanie safety- was better in the good ol' times:
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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby elaw » Sat Nov 18, 2023 10:03 pm

Hmm... that top one, I think I've got one of those on my window at work! 8-)

The second one I'm not sure about its viability as an airplane, but it would make one hell of an umbrella. :lol:
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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby 3WE » Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:18 pm

***Hmm... that top one***
Is that not_one of the first cases of cheap composite delamination?

...maybe not_:

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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby elaw » Sat Nov 18, 2023 11:49 pm

***Hmm... that top one***
Is that not_one of the first cases of cheap composite delamination?
O M G

If an Airbus wing delaminates, is that what it turns into?
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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Nov 19, 2023 6:07 am

"Let's mix a TOTAL AIR DISASTER!!!-prone aeroplanie, a TOTAL ROAD DISASTER!!!!-prone bicycle and TOTAL CRACK-AND-DELAMINATION DISASTER!!!-prone cheap composites, what could possibly go wrong?"
Thank our Squid Overlords that MCAS hadn't been invented yet...
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Re: Don't land like this guy.

Postby 3WE » Sun Nov 19, 2023 1:46 pm

Hopefully we watched the whole movie to see all the stupid crap Gabiee, Verbiee, Bradleyeee and their friends invent to try and did died us and Evanie.

This supports the mild disdain the insiders sometimes show for aeroengineers.
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