Pilot of a small non_composite non_Boeing airliner with no_lav experiences a failure of all one of its engines shortly after takeoff.
1. Aviate: pilot maintains control of aircraft all the way to a stop, ensuring nobody did_died.
2. Navigate: pilot immediately identifies a highway as a suitable landing strip, lands on said highway, avoiding things like power lines and signs/poles (and cars, seemingly). Immediately switches to ground navigation upon touchdown and...
3. Communicate: ...tells ATC "We're in front of Wendy's"
