F.A.O.: 3WE

[3WE]

uch00b suggested me this video today. I think you may find it useful.

Indeed.

Now I will be free to advise BB, Flyboy, and Dummy on airliner operation.

Thanks!

[Not_Karl]

Do you want one of these?

[3WE]

No.

I have lived that dream. At least, sort of.

I’d rather have one of these:

https://youtu.be/TlM7Wc55TXc

But admittedly, this would haul more sacks of manure:

https://youtu.be/vckSyCV6f6k

I find the 10X price difference interesting, especially considering statistics for did dieding people.

[Not_Karl]

We may find it useful.

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[3WE]

I ass-ume that is Evan’s oft-mentioned QRH?

Why would we[no italics] steal a crappy 737? I guess given it’s popularity with cheap airlines that want to did died us, maybe it’s worth having for the eventual dual food poisoning incident.

Still, I think MSFS provides a superior avenue for parlour talkers to spew acronyms, fly a pretend jet, and fantasize that we[no italics] are flyboy or Dummy Pilot…and practice said fish-inspired near-total-disasters.

[Gabriel]

The forgot the "panic if it spins like crazy" label.

[3WE]

I see that you have technically acknowledged what is primarily (78%) good about your home city.

[Not_Karl]

I see that you have technically acknowledged what is primarily (78%) good about your home city.

Air is Not_good here. I suspect the name was chosen by a politician, a lawyer or both.


I was perusing Not_Dad's bookshelves some time ago and found a copy of the ¿school book? "Our California Today". The title is completely wrong as its contents are very obviously Not_from "today", but it did have a chapter on aeroplanies. Should we try to answer the questions in the last picture?

[Not_Karl]

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[elaw]

Should we try to answer the questions in the last picture?

I can take a crack at a few of them:
Knowing the story section:
1. "...some of the ways airplanes are more useful than railroads." A) They crash marginally less often. B) Experimental 1950's intercontinental heavy bomber railroad car was a complete failure. C) Airplanes are cooler. D) Airplanes can safely cross large bodies of water, as long as they have at least 8 engines.

2. "Where are most airports built?" Around runways.

3. List of workers who help to make air travel safe: A) The marketing department. B) The PR department. C) Hosties.

4. "How are helicopters often useful?" To access airplane crash sites in the jungle.

Learning how to study section:
1. "Try to find out about a pilot's work..." I tried, but they were too busy flirting with the hosties to talk to me.

2. "Write two questions you would like to ask a pilot...". A) "Why do you keep pulling up relentlessly? And B) "Where is the magenta line?"

4. "...the kind of person who would make a good pilot." John Wayne. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds76VOSkm5g

5. "...why a pilot's work is important." Someone has to give airline management an excuse for profits being lower than forecast!

Kidding aside, those are some fantastic photos... thanks for posting them!

[3WE]

[No_soy Carlos libro de padre del avioneees.]

Muy Bien!

[Not_Karl]

I hope that you strictly followed all approved Nairing procedures and consulted the epilation QRH...

[3WE]

I hope that you strictly followed all approved Nairing procedures and consulted the epilation QRH...

More music:
https://youtu.be/thyJOnasHVE?si=BK63u-dCrSdIRn8a

3BS Fence Perving:
https://youtu.be/4m2WutlqBk0si=KY2QDPMTJiEwpHIB

[Not_Karl]

More music:
https://youtu.be/thyJOnasHVE?si=BK63u-dCrSdIRn8a

We should be Grateful Dead that them Bohemian Rhapsodies involved more clothing than them Bicycle Races...

[3WE]

https://youtu.be/ijAYN9zVnwg?si=CFeo1qbO6cAsOVST

And this video has an aeroplanie!

[Not_Karl]

https://youtu.be/ijAYN9zVnwg?si=CFeo1qbO6cAsOVST

And this video has an aeroplanie!

Way more Komrade Snappy-approved aeroplanie action, including complete disregard for safety and approved procedures.
I particularly enjoy the aeroplanie discrepancies (and note that the crashed cartoon aeroplanie at the end is a mix of the aeroplanies previously shown, having both turboproppies and a turbofannie).

[Not_Karl]

BBbie has several 2-enginie hours in the DeathContraption-6. Can't wait for Kentie's experiences, but he seems to be missing lately

[3WE]

I kind of like Bobieeeees DC-6 stories.

Gabiee and I have discussed Kentie a lot…we think he is suspect. flyboy suggests he’s real. 3BS tries to reconcile that that he either has done too many hallucinaxionogenic substances or he’s not_really the Kentie flyboy knows of.

https://youtu.be/iFx37aumYxI?si=lzTv56LGw2wKm9VO

[Gabriel]

I kind of like Bobieeeees DC-6 stories.

Gabiee and I have discussed Kentie a lot…we think he is suspect. flyboy suggests he’s real. 3BS tries to reconcile that that he either has done too many hallucinaxionogenic substances or he’s not_really the Kentie flyboy knows of.

https://youtu.be/iFx37aumYxI?si=lzTv56LGw2wKm9VO

And don't forget possible age-related issues.

[Not_Karl]

Dearest diary,
this is the happiest day in my 50-virgin-years of life: a real pilot who lives the dream instead of only dreaming it has emoji-applauded one of my posts in an obscure photography forum. I can't wait to tell Not_Mom, users from other obscure forums and my imaginary Not_Friends. She is going to be so proud and they are going to be so jealous!

[3WE]

Dearest diary,
this is the happiest day in my 50-virgin-years of life: a real pilot who lives the dream instead of only dreaming it has emoji-applauded one of my posts in an obscure photography forum. I can't wait to tell Not_Mom, users from other obscure forums and my imaginary Not_Friends. She is going to be so proud and they are going to be so jealous!

Indeed.

The post was sheer brill-yentz.

And, oh the ironing of interpersonal dynamics…Those two were both friends of face-diapers…but the desire to guide mask usage versus the desire to guide fire handle usage are accepted differently by Bobieee.

[Not_Karl]

I watched Zabriskie Point. I found it generally boring BUT, apart from some nice cinematography and good music, there's also aeroplanie action... INCLUDING an artisanal, NSFW, hippie RE-LIVERYING (Google "Zabriskie Point airplane". The first page of results, at least, doesn't show the original, pink livery, regrettably. I liked it . But the hippie livery is well represented).

[Gabriel]

Fillmore!!!

[Not_Karl]

Fillmore!!!

Fillmore didn't have aeroboobs...

List of flying-thingies in the movie, with prop/jet/chopperphotos:
https://www.impdb.org/index.php?title=Zabriskie_Point

[Gabriel]

Fillmore!!!

Fillmore didn't have aeroboobs...

List of flying-thingies in the movie, with prop/jet/chopperphotos:
https://www.impdb.org/index.php?title=Zabriskie_Point

Forget the planes

Music composed by: Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, Mick Jagger, MORE

I HAVE to watch it!!!