Runway incursion crash... it finally hapnned

[Gabriel]

We are going to run out of luck sooner or later, and I fear if we keep doing this it's going to be sooner rather than later.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANJq5wBaXmE

[Not_Karl]

Private Jets COLLIDE ON TAKEOFF & LANDING

I first interpreted that these particular aeroplanies crashed onto each other twice. THEN i figured what the title meant is that all private jeties collide in each take-off and landing.
Ban ALL take-offs and landings.

[Gabriel]

I love this comment in YT:

0:49 "you guys cleared somebody to take off or land" - yes exactly and it wasn't you!

[3WE]

HOLY SWISS CHEESEPUN-INTENDED NEAR-TOTAL AIR DISASTER!!!!!, Batman.

That should not_have happened.

On my tiny-ass phone, I missed that it was HOU, ass-umed it was an uncontrolled airport.

Glad no one did dieded, I ass-ume popcorn will be needed for Evanie’s analysis and recommendations.

Private Jets COLLIDE ON TAKEOFF & LANDING

I first interpreted that these particular aeroplanies crashed onto each other twice. THEN i figured what the title meant is that all private jeties collide in each take-off and landing.
Ban ALL take-offs and landings.

Indeed,

…and fire Boeing management!

Footnote: I posted Gabiee’s YouTube, there, because I do like popcorn and I just bought a jug of apple cider.

[Gabriel]

3we,

Why did you title the thread "Seatbelts are needed on active taxiways"?
That is the most anti-sensationalist title you could choose. I thought that you wanted stir the pot over there. That's not the way to go. It would have been better to title it something like "Emergency landing after 2 jets collide". Or... ahem... "Runway incursion crash"

Why did you (and do you often) provide the Belgium YouTube links?
I know why. You are clicking "share" and then copy-paste the link that pops up.
I don't know what "obscure" business YouTube has behind that, but just don't do it.
Instead, copy-paste the URL in your browser like I did.
Many networks (with many I mean my work's and I am sure that some other, maybe) have .be blocked.
If more people has issues accessing the .be links, that's also anti-pot-stirring.

My link (good): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANJq5wBaXmE
Your link (bad): https://youtu.be/ANJq5wBaXmE?si=ZFi8opWgGVndPlho

[Not_Karl]

My link (good): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANJq5wBaXmE
Your link (bad): https://youtu.be/ANJq5wBaXmE?si=ZFi8opWgGVndPlho

I love that youtu.be was a short version of the link, but now it comes with a (tracking?) string that, unless you take the time to remove it, makes it longer than the regular youtube.com version...

Why did you (and do you often) provide the Belgium YouTube links?

I might be guilty too and for the exact same reason . Didn't did knewed about the blocking of .be (I don't remember asking to ban Belgium yet, but there surely are valid reasons)

[3WE]

3we,

1. Why did you title the thread "Seatbelts are needed on active taxiways"?

On rare instances, I use sarcasm and hyperbole and ironing.

In a similar vein, on rare instances you understand sarcasm.

2. Why did you (and do you often) provide the Belgium YouTube links?

My computer did not_come with either a laminated type-specific procedure checklist on linky copying, nor a fundamental checklist, thus I used cowboy improvisation from a DOS-shell Windows 2.1, on a true NT-based environment…shouldn’t this be more automated?

It doesn’t help that AppleBus no longer shows the actual URL, but instead an auto-simplified title.

Note/Edit: See, Not_Karl also copies not_correctly.

I blame Ocelot, the hell-better softwear engineer.

[Gabriel]

On rare instances, I use sarcasm and hyperbole and ironing.

In a similar vein, on rare instances you understand sarcasm.

Mine are rarest, ha!

[Not_Karl]

Note/Edit: See, Not_Karl also copies not_correctly.

Probably Not_anymore, as Google recently did died the uch00b app from my ancient Android devices and I stopped using the "share" button on web browsers when they ruined short links.

[3WE]

I look forward to the final report. It appears to be a dual failure of the low-silicon flight control computers, but isn’t there a tower (with Rapunzel) and windows where outsiders ass-ume that someone watches runways, and then all the redundant procedures …Hawker, 123…line up and wait…traffic landing 13…

[3WE]

Of mild ironing (or an extremely sad commentary on the state of our social-media-did-died world), I saw a tweet from the FAA describing this as a collision between a Cessna 150 and business jet Of course, with a disclaimer that it was preliminary information, subject to change. The ultimate wait for the final report organization, no less.

[Gabriel]

tweet from the FAA describing this as a collision between a Cessna 150

Surely you can't be serious!

[3WE]

tweet from the FAA describing this as a collision between a Cessna 150

Surely you can't be serious!

I am serious…

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…and don’t call me Shirley

We need to install a new beeping and flashing light that says “DO NOT_TAKE OFF, ever.

https://youtu.be/Ebo0aLLPYwA?si=UpokQ30hQcMwWYNj

Footnote 1: Hollywood inaccuracies- “Try the FIRE LEVER!

Footnote 2: The YouTubez app on the iPad does not_seem to have an URL window…type specific procedures matter.

Edit: I’m seeing some dykleskia playing out here…holy type specific digit rectocranial inversion.

[Gabriel]

tweet from the FAA describing this as a collision between a Cessna 150

Surely you can't be serious!

I am serious……and don’t call me Shirley

Ok, you are not_serious, or dyslexic, or a liar, or Shirley.

[Gabriel]

I use sarcasm and hyperbole and ironing.

It didn't work. Just saying.

5 days. 6 post. 3 posted by you, one y not_karlie, one by me, and one by Evan which was basically just a bad "ban stuff" not_karlie-like joke.

[Not_Karl]

VFF clears an aeroplanie for take-off with another aeroplanie, already cleared to land, on final; orders the latter to go-around

[elaw]

Did any bolts fall off the 737?

[Not_Karl]

Did any bolts fall off the 737s?

Fixed. I don't know, but with both aeroplanies being Ancientliners -one of them a dreaded Max-, I'm ready to blame Verbie for this incident.