Missed it again, but looks like he did too, so...

Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven and God granted her one wish.
She wished for all the children in the world to be safe... so God killed Michael Jackson.

That is a very well crafted joke on short notice. Those usually take a few days to pop up.

Indeed. Quite impressive.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/in ... =a-section

Glad that's all solved.

I haven't scalped anyone in years.

Out of fashion or lack of opportunities?

Lack of opportunities.

American
language - English (southern midwest)
Ethnicity: German, French, English, Cherokeeno other languages

In other words...don't piss her off

I haven't scalped anyone in years.

American
language - English (southern midwest)
Ethnicity: German, French, English, Cherokee

no other languages

Rest in peace, Don. Your wisdom and your wit will be missed and we are all now less without you.


Paula Schuler
Virginia, USA

Well, mine can't catch treats, but they often slam into the glass door trying to catch the birds outside, does that count?

What? 29 already?

Happy Birthday! (if you're around)

29 again!


Thank you Unfortunately, I have to work today, but I plan to stop on the way home and buy myself a birthday cake

Purple, of course.

Unless they're talking about using them on the menfolk.

Sounds like a fun thing to do...do we have any volunteers???

.....pick me!......pick me!......pick me!.....

TDU

sindee I think he wants the rabbit.

Go f*** yourself ---

Now that I didn't give up

No worries here I've given it up for Lent. Or something.

with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090416/ap_ ... on_a_plane

Also best to avoid East German kittens...

http://www.rathergood.com/laibach

Those are cute, but I already have a devil cat.

Badgers.


http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

I, also, appreciate the vastly underrated bag of douche as a term of derision. But how the heck do we spell it? Is it douchebag? douche-bag? douche bag? (And, yes, I am a big, dumb douche/douche-/douchebag for even asking). Two words, apparently. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche#Slang_uses Douch...

Well yes, my pictures are nice but they don't have quite the same level of "revolting depravity" mentioned in the article.

You better stock up now before its too late!

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/ja ... production

Here's a nice picture.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,483466,00.html

She's going to take Oprah's place on the talk show once Oprah takes Obama's place in Illinois.

According to the History channel, by the time he figures anything out, the world will end anyways.

Seems I got dressed for nothing.

At last! A problem I can solve.

(Well, in theory, at least).

Promises, promises!

Seems I got dressed for nothing.

I may, at some future date in 2009, post a cat picture.