...I were to jump off an aeroplanie wearing a face-diaper? (Me wearing it, not the aeroplanie).

Not gonna lie, I'm tempted to wear three pairs of bloomers on my head.

Total air disasters.

https://youtu.be/OacVy8_nJi0?si=WJqRSTBsTmaiKXQb

Any Boeing product involved?

https://www.reddit.com/r/aviation/comme ... hilarious/

There's probably a joke to be made about the worryingly unguarded nature of those switches and condoms.

Pilots should be forced to wear diapers , so dangerous lav-breaks and in-cockpit toilets become unnecessary . They should also wear face-diapers and Not_be authorized to remove them at any moment, so they can't eat the fish nor ask for a coffee and then spilling it on vital systems .

I hope you are not_making a snide, but somewhat-accurate reference to there…

I would never do such thing :angel_emoji:

In the spirit of the season, for those in the US and Canadia: https://www.sadanduseless.com/thanksgiving-dinner/

What's wrong? Looks exactly like the Thanksgiving depictions I see on films and TV.

I haven’t studied this in-depth, but lack of appropriate guarded switches could have resulted in, oh shit, there’s the[sound of impact] Fixed . They're Not_only goood for pressurization shenanigans, you know. Of course, stupid stubborn them oppose our brilliant solutions and cast doubt on our super...

Unfortunate Squid-disguised-as-iceberg victim.jpeg

Stupid AI only aged him 27 years instead of 112 and didn't add a single wrinkle!

CONCUR.

I dunno, that looks pretty real to me. And I should know, I've got one of them in my basement... a space full of air.

In your basement? Pffft, I've got one in my head!

Here are two things I couldn't get them AIs to make right despite repeated attempts, so please use your imagination:
-A cockpit full of guarded switches.
-A flat Earth supported by four donkeys standing on a giant Squid.

Back when planes were made of metal, and tough.

And people filmed horizontally as God intended.

Good thing aeroplanies have two wings for redundancy...

...Not_Karlie...

Not_him. Not_Karlie dislikes UnAmerican Footbal as much as American Handegg. In fact, the nicest thing he has to say about UnAmerican Football is that it is Not_as boring as Baseball (which, of course, isn't saying much...).

...a three-holer more than half a century old manages to complete a flight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv4HvLS1jaU

And almost as many people crewing it as years of age!

We are boarding our 4-door pickups and leaving, per your request.

Please don't forget to unload, put away your guns and say "clear".

I hate chicken*, but must admit that Chicken au Mold sounds fancy. People like "micro greens", why Not_micro mushrooms?


*Maybe they should put me in their flights to survive and save the aeroplanie if they ever serve spoiled chicken again?

Actually, I’m confused now, because I want my pilot flying to utter “clear” or “I can’t see the runway because of duck innards and feathers” Maybe he (the guy in the cockpit) wasn't expressing shock/surprise , but starting to enumerate the things now covering the windshield , but the landing got in...

He is : A frequent flyer. Very much an (aeroplanie industry) insider. An avid bicycle commuter. An ecology and aeroplanie-safety enthusiast/enforcer. He was : An avid gear-head-street-racer with total disregard for safety, rules, procedures, law and ecology. An avid shooter We don't know yet if he ...

Mispost. Nothing to see here. Please disperse.

...maybe being quiet IS the indication that everything is ok or that you did died a feathery did diedness.

Fixed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5ZAzDpa7yU&t=56

"I'm in a jet. What could go wrong?"

He should have asked us...

I am not_Evan, so I will refrain from suggesting a typical antique 737 hardover.

Fixed.

Expletive -laden flame if someone says “wait for the final report”.

no

We need to wait for the final report

yes