NEAR TOTAL DISASTER!!!!! BAN ALL BRIDGES!!!!!

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NEAR TOTAL DISASTER!!!!! BAN ALL BRIDGES!!!!!

Postby 3WE » Fri May 14, 2021 12:11 pm

https://www.wmcactionnews5.com/2021/05/ ... -i-bridge/

Gabieee: Why do you guys design everything to be a crappy death trap?

Also, why is it so hard to say, “There is a big expletive crack in the bridge”? (The 911 call).
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Re: NEAR TOTAL DISASTER!!!!! BAN ALL BRIDGES!!!!!

Postby elaw » Fri May 14, 2021 7:07 pm

Ban all bridges!

Since we're also banning boats, swimming will now be the only acceptable means of crossing rivers.
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Re: NEAR TOTAL DISASTER!!!!! BAN ALL BRIDGES!!!!!

Postby 3WE » Sat May 15, 2021 10:49 pm

***swimming will now be the only acceptable means of crossing rivers***
Exactly as the squid have planned.
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Re: NEAR TOTAL DISASTER!!!!! BAN ALL BRIDGES!!!!!

Postby 3WE » Fri Jun 25, 2021 6:05 pm

I enjoy the ironing of a good parallel: Apparently a semi-official drone inspection detected this fairly obvious crack a few years earlier.

https://youtu.be/e8PodEM4Y8g

Also of note is a long-winded expert making YouTubes about it (although this guy is liberal with disclaimers).

Finally, good to know that Boeing executives (sarcasm) are being fired.
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