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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Fri Nov 20, 2020 3:42 pm

All of this talk, and I’ve seen nothing to address the massive lavatory problems.

MCAS is easy. If you are pulling up relentlessly, relentlessly pull circuit breakers.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:01 pm

MCAS is easy. If you are pulling up relentlessly, relentlessly pull circuit breakers.
MCAS was simply a distraction/cover-up to divert the attention from the tiny lavatories.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby elaw » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:38 pm

Put on your hard hats everyone, they're flying again!

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-10/ ... l/12970234
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Gabriel » Thu Dec 10, 2020 7:55 pm

Put on your hard hats everyone!
No, thank you. I'll wear my tinfoil brief.

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Thu Dec 10, 2020 11:47 pm

Historic statement:
Quote=Aeroengineers

We worry that the airplane may pull up relentlessly...

So we designed a system to make it push over relentlessly...
Oh the ironing (and logic).

Also, we should ban all 737s and use E-170s, with their goofy, safe yokes, instead. This would also fix the lavatory problem.
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THE ONLY TESTING THAT REALLY MATTERS

Postby 3WE » Mon Dec 28, 2020 7:51 pm

Oh, the ironing!
Quote = The media: "Boeing 737 Max takes to the skies again in crucial passenger confidence test following fatal crashes"
Perhaps, we should refer them to there for the thoughtful discussion?

Or flyboy can make a video on his Naked Truth Pilot YouTube channel?
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Re: THE ONLY TESTING THAT REALLY MATTERS

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Dec 28, 2020 9:26 pm

Quote = The media: "Boeing 737 Max takes to the skies again in crucial passenger confidence test following fatal crashes"
Did they fix the real issue? (the size of the lavatories)
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Tue Dec 29, 2020 11:28 pm

This Evening News: AAs first 7-MinLav flight flew safely from Miami to New York today.

1. Worthless anecdote
2. No reports of Lav malfunctions
3. TeeVee didn’t died...unless in the drive to or from the airport.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Jan 08, 2021 2:26 am

Verbie's snow coffee will be even more diluted this year...
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THERE HAS BEEN A NEAR-TOTAL HEADLINE DISASTER!!!!!

Postby 3WE » Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:19 pm

A warning light was triggered.

These obsolete death traps should be banned!

This will also bode badly for Boeing's public image (even if it's not totally deserved).

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/west ... 11734.html

Footnote: I should be using some blue font in this post, although I think we can figure out what parts.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Gabriel » Sun Jan 24, 2021 3:51 pm

passengers on the flight were rebooked on a Boeing Dreamliner.
The most interesting part of the article.

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Not_Karl » Sun Jan 24, 2021 4:32 pm

"...a potential fault that needed to be verified and reset.”
Could Not_they just monkey with some CBs?
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Re: THE ONLY TESTING THAT REALLY MATTERS

Postby monchavo » Mon Jan 25, 2021 11:23 am

Quote = The media: "Boeing 737 Max takes to the skies again in crucial passenger confidence test following fatal crashes"
Did they fix the real issue? (the size of the lavatories)
Isn't the original meme the size of the SINK perse? :)
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Sickbag and Brianie: Mind your own business.

Postby 3WE » Mon Jan 25, 2021 12:56 pm

We do not care about your Eurotrash opinion of our aeroplanies.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/boei ... 27173.html
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Re: THE ONLY TESTING THAT REALLY MATTERS

Postby Gabriel » Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:39 pm

Did they fix the real issue? (the size of the lavatories)
Isn't the original meme the size of the SINK perse? :)
Do you sink that the sise of the sink was causing the MAX to sink?

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Re: THE ONLY TESTING THAT REALLY MATTERS

Postby 3WE » Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:46 pm



Did they fix the real issue? (the size of the lavatories)
Isn't the original meme the size of the SINK perse? :)
Do you sink that the sise of the sink was causing the MAX to sink?
The anti-spray wash system does not function after a toilet flush and sends 3000 PSI straight to the faucet, where the sink causes an unintended hydraulic flow reversal. You aeroengineers cannot be trusted: One minute, you can't keep the water in the sink, the next, the plane noses over in spite of relentless pull ups.
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Re: Sickbag and Brianie: Mind your own business.

Postby Gabriel » Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:49 pm

We do not care about your Eurotrash opinion of our aeroplanies.

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/boei ... 27173.html
What a dysfunctional article, mon dieu,

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Re: THE ONLY TESTING THAT REALLY MATTERS

Postby elaw » Mon Jan 25, 2021 7:55 pm



Isn't the original meme the size of the SINK perse? :)
Do you sink that the sise of the sink was causing the MAX to sink?
The anti-spray wash system does not function after a toilet flush and sends 3000 PSI straight to the faucet, where the sink causes an unintended hydraulic flow reversal. You aeroengineers cannot be trusted: One minute, you can't keep the water in the sink, the next, the plane noses over in spite of relentless pull ups.
Ah, yes, MCAS: the Maximum Cleanliness Assurance System. :mrgreen:
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Re: THE ONLY TESTING THAT REALLY MATTERS

Postby monchavo » Mon Jan 25, 2021 10:57 pm



Did they fix the real issue? (the size of the lavatories)
Isn't the original meme the size of the SINK perse? :)
Do you sink that the sise of the sink was causing the MAX to sink?
I'll sink about it.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Mon Jan 25, 2021 11:25 pm

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby J » Mon Mar 29, 2021 5:28 pm

March 29

Southwest Airlines has today placed a significant order for Boeing’s 737 MAX aircraft. The US low-cost airline has ordered 100 737 MAX jets, alongside options for 155 more.


In total, Southwest’s order book stands now at 200 737 MAX 7s and 180 737 MAX 8s. More than 30 of these have already been delivered to the airline. In addition to this, the airline now has a total of 270 options for either of the two models. Southwest is reportedly also planning additional MAX capacity through deals with third-party lessors.

https://simpleflying.com/southwest-boei ... max-order/

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:24 pm

An electrical problem and some groundings...(#&$!, pun not intended, but...)

https://www.businessinsider.com/boeing- ... nes-2021-4

They better fire more people, hire Evanie, and we may want to shelter Bobieeeee from this latest news.
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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby Gabriel » Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:52 pm

An electrical problem and some groundings...(#&$!, pun not intended, but...)
No kidding!!!

Boeing's statement:
"The [grounding] is being made to allow for verification that sufficient ground path exist for a component of the electrical power system".

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Re: 737 Max troubles;:The latest news...

Postby 3WE » Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:07 am

*** ground path ***
Probably the use of cheap composites where stronger (and conductive) metallic structures used to be...
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