What a shitty flight!

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Feds Investigate Airplane Brawl

Unstable passenger attacks flight attendant

The FBI is looking into a bizarre and frightening incident aboard a commercial jet heading from Houston to Omaha last Friday involving an unstable passenger.

It began with a middle-aged man leaving the plane's lavatory covered in his own feces . "Oh, it was awful. It was worse than that."

Stacey, from Houston, who asked that we not use her last name, says the small commuter jet had just one flight attendant in the cabin, a young man who moved the other passengers forward to empty seats and kept the unkempt passenger in the back row.

Complete story: http://www.wowt.com/home/headlines/36909299.html

Well, the guy was from Texas, maybe a distraught Cowboy fan

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maybe a distraught Cowboy fan

Is there any other kind?