Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

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Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby Sickbag » Wed Oct 06, 2010 8:33 am

Aliens have landed on earth, infiltrated British and American nuclear missile sites and sabotaged weapons, according to US Air Force officers.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... claim.html


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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby 3WE » Wed Oct 06, 2010 12:17 pm

Aliens borne on flying donkeys?
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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Oct 07, 2010 5:40 am

They're neutralizing our nuclear power to make us easier to invade. We're doomed.
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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby PurduePilot » Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:43 am

They're neutralizing our nuclear power to make us easier to invade. We're doomed.
The Cylons are probing our defense system for weaknesses so they can neutralize it when making their surprise apocalyptic, genocidal attack.

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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby Marc 1 » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:02 am

They're neutralizing our nuclear power to make us easier to invade. We're doomed.
The Cylons are probing our defense system for weaknesses so they can neutralize it when making their surprise apocalyptic, genocidal attack.
Bummer. Hope it's not tomorrow, I plan to wash the car.

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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby Sir Gallivant » Thu Oct 07, 2010 8:36 am

I thought they were called the Nylons. At least that's what the evil ones were called in Battlestar Garlictica.
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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby GlennAB1 » Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:07 am

I hope they don't mess up my weekend..... the weather is supposed to be nice.
you still have to find a crew willing to fly this "barely airworthy" heap
no such thing as "barely airworthy" it's either Airworthy or Not
100% incorrect Ever hear of Ferry Permit? issued for Non airworthy aircraft
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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby ocelot » Thu Oct 07, 2010 10:12 am

I thought they were called the Nylons. At least that's what the evil ones were called in Battlestar Garlictica.
That depends on whether they're stocking you.

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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Oct 07, 2010 11:05 am

They're neutralizing our nuclear power to make us easier to invade. We're doomed.
The Cylons are probing our defense system for weaknesses so they can neutralize it when making their surprise apocalyptic, genocidal attack.
I can't believe our sensitive defense systems are not protected with tin foil. We deserve to die.
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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby PurduePilot » Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:54 pm

They're neutralizing our nuclear power to make us easier to invade. We're doomed.
The Cylons are probing our defense system for weaknesses so they can neutralize it when making their surprise apocalyptic, genocidal attack.
I can't believe our sensitive defense systems are not protected with tin foil. We deserve to die.
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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby Sir Gallivant » Fri Oct 08, 2010 8:13 am

Toasters? Well, I am sure she'll keep a few things nice and toasty....
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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby OldSowBreath » Fri Oct 08, 2010 3:08 pm

I've never heard them called "Toasters" before, but I'm certainly going to start using the term. "Sweater meat" was getting old.

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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby DeskFlyer » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:17 am

You must trust in God's plan.

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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby PurduePilot » Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:30 am

You must trust in God's plan.

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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby GlennAB1 » Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:24 am

Wow Maxim..... that's some crappy photoshop work!
you still have to find a crew willing to fly this "barely airworthy" heap
no such thing as "barely airworthy" it's either Airworthy or Not
100% incorrect Ever hear of Ferry Permit? issued for Non airworthy aircraft
LOL

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Re: Aliens are sabotaging nuclear missiles

Postby Sickbag » Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:22 pm


Reason #672 why BSG is worth watching:

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