Flying squids (no, really)

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Flying squids (no, really)

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Re: Flying squids (no, really)

Postby 3WE » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:01 am

Exactly on schedule, too.
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Re: Flying squids (no, really)

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:06 am

Well, this is it, we're did died.

I can't say I enjoyed this life very much fighting with the constant fear of being hit by a falling piece of snapped/delaminated cheap composites (if Not_by an entire MCASed aeroplanie), but it was nice to hang here and exchange ideas on how to punish stupid pilots and ban all aeroplanies... :cry:
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Re: Flying squids (no, really)

Postby 3WE » Tue Sep 28, 2021 1:24 am

Well, this is it, we're did died.

I can't say I enjoyed this life very much fighting with the constant fear of being hit by a falling piece of snapped/delaminated cheap composites (if Not_by an entire MCASed aeroplanie), or relentlessly pulled up aeroplanie, or engine parts from contained turbine failures, or ridden a takeoff with forgotten flaps and getting foiled by fully clothed hosties, but it was nice to hang here and exchange ideas on how to punish stupid pilots and ban all aeroplanies... :cry:
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Re: Flying squids (no, really)

Postby elaw » Wed Sep 29, 2021 1:44 pm

Yeah, yeah, yeah... I don't see anybody here addressing the real concern: what is their stall behavior?
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Re: Flying squids (no, really)

Postby 3WE » Wed Sep 29, 2021 2:49 pm

Yeah, yeah, yeah... I don't see anybody here addressing the real concern: what is their stall behavior?
Mother Nature and/or evolutionary processes are incredibly robust.

I'm guessing stalls are pretty much non events (not_unlike the stall behavior of ducks, seagulls, blackbirds, hawks, Et al.)
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Re: Flying squids (no, really)

Postby Sickbag » Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:01 pm

This is just the beginning!
In just several hundred million years of existence and already performing longer flight paths then Wright brother losers.
Can you imagine what they will be up to in say, 400 or 500 million years?
I can't wait!
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Re: Flying squids (no, really)

Postby Sickbag » Wed Sep 29, 2021 7:01 pm

This is just the beginning!
In just several hundred million years of existence and already performing longer flight paths then the Wright brother losers.
Can you imagine what they will be up to in say, 400 or 500 million years?
I can't wait!
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Swimming squids (no, really)

Postby 3WE » Fri Oct 08, 2021 11:14 pm

As we should expect, the attack will come via many modes:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/07/politics ... index.html
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Re: Swimming squids (no, really)

Postby Not_Karl » Sat Oct 09, 2021 2:57 am

As we should expect, the attack will come via many modes:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/10/07/politics ... index.html
Clever bastards. They attack an American submarinie and make it appear as it were the Chinese, so we (inferior humans) nuke ourselves to complete did diedness with very little cost to them... We can't do anything against their superior intelligence :cry:
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