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This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby elaw » Wed Mar 22, 2023 10:11 pm

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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Mar 23, 2023 12:25 am

Is there any free online Danny DeVito to Corgi conversion tool? Or Danny DeVito to metric Emperor Penguins...
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby Gabriel » Thu Mar 23, 2023 4:14 am

Danny DeVito to metric Emperor Penguins conversion
Same as hectopascals to millibars and cubic decimeter to liter.

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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby 3WE » Thu Mar 23, 2023 9:04 am

…and we[no italics] will remember this one: https://www.wired.com/2010/11/1110mars- ... er-report/
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby Gabriel » Thu Mar 23, 2023 8:19 pm

…and we[no italics] will remember this one: https://www.wired.com/2010/11/1110mars- ... er-report/
So ironic that "pound" (symbol lb from the Latin "libra") is the British unit while Sir Isaac Newton, president of the Royal Society of London for the Improvement of Natural Knowledge, is the metric unit.

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[i]We[/i] need to simplify things.

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Mar 24, 2023 12:57 am

As this is getting increasingly confusing, I propose the AD Measuring System:
Length is to be measured in Gabriels, with 1 Gabriel being equivalent to 6.33 Corgis or 1.93 Emperor Penguins,
Mass is to be measured in Brians, with 1 Brian being equivalent to 0.71 Baby Elephants.

Less useful, more obscure equivalences:
1 Gabriel = 1.93 meters.
1 Brian = 140 kilograms.

Please note that Density is Not_to be measured in mass/volume but in Evans, with 1 Evan being equivalent to infinite density.
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby 3WE » Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:53 am

Pressure: 747RTOs

Angle units are Base to Final banks (formerly 60 degrees). (Or should THIS be the Gabriel- the angle at which most wings stall)

Length is Giant squid

Temperature units: ITSs (a relatively cool value)

Sound units are JT8-Ds
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby elaw » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:03 am

I propose a different unit for bank angle: https://youtube.com/shorts/P2P10VgCsgQ?feature=share

Corgi head tilts, or "CHT". May be a little confusing to owners of piston-powered aeroplanies with advanced engine instrumentation, but they'll get over it.
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby elaw » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:11 am

Oh and for weight: donkeys.
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Re: [i]We[/i] need to simplify things.

Postby elaw » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:12 am

1 Brian = 140 kilograms.
Does that include or not_include carryon luggage?
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby 3WE » Wed Jan 03, 2024 3:31 am

As God as my witness, a FB friend posted this today:


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Ironingly, this guy is a retired hell-better aeroengineer from the silver singular arch company!

Also, TODAY, someone posted about the distance unit of smooth.

Amazing coincidence!

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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Jan 03, 2024 3:53 am

Ironingly, this guy is a retired hell-better aeroengineer from the silver singular arch company!
Can't wait for airspeed to be measured in Kilocorgis per hour.
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:26 am

I took this screenshot a long time ago and forgot to post it.
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby elaw » Tue Mar 26, 2024 11:35 am

I took this screenshot a long time ago and forgot to post it.
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(About 16,000,000 Corgis)
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby Gabriel » Tue Mar 26, 2024 4:41 pm

I took this screenshot a long time ago and forgot to post it.
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(About 16,000,000 Corgis)
Corgi² maybe.

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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby elaw » Tue Mar 26, 2024 5:04 pm

Well I was figuring you could fit about 4 Corgis in a square meter. In practice, it depends on whether they are lying, sitting, standing, or running around.
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Re: This alternate-units stuff is getting out of hand...

Postby 3WE » Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:29 pm

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