[i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

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[i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby 3WE » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:08 am

…and coming for your job.

And more free, outsider advice for you.

Getting to the point: I’ve been seeing a lot of supposed pilot interview questions. No idea if they are realistic or reasonable, or even if they are all that discriminating to identify good pilots and bad pilots.

Anyway- I thought you and Dummy might get half a chuckle at what we are reading.

PS: It’s kind of fun to read the replies, quite the variation.

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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby flyboy2548m » Sun Dec 03, 2023 6:48 pm

We have a procedure for that.
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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby Not_Karl » Mon Dec 04, 2023 12:16 am

We have a procedure for that.
And regulations?
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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby Gabriel » Mon Dec 04, 2023 11:41 pm

We have a procedure for that.
Watch ==> Wind up
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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby elaw » Tue Dec 05, 2023 12:56 am

You forgot:
Shades ==> Don

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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Dec 05, 2023 1:25 am

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Oh, look! Boeing designed mini-guitars to go with their mini-lavs!
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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby Gabriel » Wed Dec 06, 2023 2:57 am

Oh, look! Boeing designed mini-guitars to go with their mini-lavs!
You crossed a line there. You NEVER call a Charango "guitar". NEVER. Capisci?

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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby elaw » Wed Dec 06, 2023 12:24 pm

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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Dec 07, 2023 12:36 am

You crossed a magenta line there. You NEVER call a Charango "guitar". NEVER. Capisci?
No. Charangos are curved and have more strings... and sometimes an armadillo did died :cry: and they're still tiny guitars.
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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby 3WE » Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:22 pm

We have a procedure for that.
Pull up relentlessly?
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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby 3WE » Fri Dec 08, 2023 7:25 pm

Capisci?
Capisci
Capiscae
Capisunt

Capisicii
Capisciorum
Capisiunt
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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby Gabriel » Fri Dec 08, 2023 9:31 pm

Capiscrotum
What?

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Re: [i]We[/i] are getting smarter…

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Dec 08, 2023 11:01 pm

Capiscrotum
What?
Somewhat related to the following word:
Capiscunt
:shock:
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