This is why we need circular runways
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This is why we need circular runways
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Re: This is why we need circular runways
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Sorry to steal Not_Karl’s reply.
Official AD: No, the solution is treadmills
Not_Karl: Ban runways, all aviation and maybe everything.
Evanie: Not_Western aviation is on my no-fly list.
3BS, the amateur statistician: Extremely unlikely, that was random, I blame squid mind control nanoprobes and GMO cornflakes.
There: Time to close the thread. Fortunately, Monchie is much cooler.
Sorry to steal Not_Karl’s reply.
Official AD: No, the solution is treadmills
Not_Karl: Ban runways, all aviation and maybe everything.
Evanie: Not_Western aviation is on my no-fly list.
3BS, the amateur statistician: Extremely unlikely, that was random, I blame squid mind control nanoprobes and GMO cornflakes.
There: Time to close the thread. Fortunately, Monchie is much cooler.
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Re: This is why we need circular runways
Two planes. Same airport. Same runway. Same day. Same airplane type. Same problem (gear collapse and veering off runway).
What are the odds of these 2 events happening independently?
Sounds bad for ETOPS which relies in 2 engines NOT_failing independently.
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c07f6&opt=0
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c0a87&opt=0
(Different airlines and phases of flight though, one was during take-off, the other during landing.)
What are the odds of these 2 events happening independently?
Sounds bad for ETOPS which relies in 2 engines NOT_failing independently.
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c07f6&opt=0
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c0a87&opt=0
(Different airlines and phases of flight though, one was during take-off, the other during landing.)
Re: This is why we need circular runways
What was that incident where an a/c almost crashed due to loss of power, because a worker mistakenly put way too much of a mold-killing additive into the fuel tanks?Two planes. Same airport. Same runway. Same day. Same airplane type. Same problem (gear collapse and veering off runway).
What are the odds of these 2 events happening independently?
Sounds bad for ETOPS which relies in 2 engines NOT_failing independently.
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c07f6&opt=0
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c0a87&opt=0
(Different airlines and phases of flight though, one was during take-off, the other during landing.)
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Re: This is why we need circular runways
There were several instances of multiple engines (including jet engines) failing for the same or related reason: Fuel contamination, fuel exhaustion, volcanic hashes, one engine fails and the crew shuts down the wrong one, and more.What was that incident where an a/c almost crashed due to loss of power, because a worker mistakenly put way too much of a mold-killing additive into the fuel tanks?Two planes. Same airport. Same runway. Same day. Same airplane type. Same problem (gear collapse and veering off runway).
What are the odds of these 2 events happening independently?
Sounds bad for ETOPS which relies in 2 engines NOT_failing independently.
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c07f6&opt=0
https://avherald.com/h?article=511c0a87&opt=0
(Different airlines and phases of flight though, one was during take-off, the other during landing.)
I've never heard of a single incident or accident of 2 jet (or turbofan) engines independently failing in the same flight.
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These events are not necessarily independent. They are both linked to aircraft attempting a takeoffs. A very powerful contributing factor.What are the odds of these 2 events happening independently?
We cannot rule out a potential micro-meteor collision for one or both of these.
We should wait for the final reports.
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Re: Additional Obligatory Comments
These events are not necessarily independent. They are both linked to aircraft attempting a takeoffs.[/quoteWhat are the odds of these 2 events happening independently?
No.
Gabe: Different airlines and phases of flight though, one was during take-off, the other during landingOne micro-meteor hitting both? That would not be independent but what are the odds? (answer: smaller than the odds one micro-meteor hitting one plane)We cannot rule out a potential micro-meteor collision for both of these.
One micro-meteor hitting each? That would still be independent.
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What if the two micro-meteorites were fragments from the same meteor, disintegrated by our atmosphere?One micro-meteor hitting both? That would not be independent but what are the odds? (answer: smaller than the odds one micro-meteor hitting one plane)
One micro-meteor hitting each? That would still be independent.
Lots of things to ban.Two planes. Same airport. Same runway. Same day. Same airplane type. Same problem (gear collapse and veering off runway).
No problemo.Sorry to steal Not_Karl’s reply.
What about circular treadmills?Official AD: No, the solution is treadmills
INDEED.Not_Karl: Ban runways, all aviation and maybe everything.
I would Not_discard a confusion between the gear automation modes of the EMB-120-200 vs. the EMB-120-236A.Evanie: Not_Western aviation is on my no-fly list.
CONCUR.3BS, the amateur statistician: Extremely unlikely, that was random, I blame squid mind control nanoprobes and GMO cornflakes.
And remind us that there is a photography, Not_an aeroplanie forum.There: Time to close the thread.
CONCUR.We should wait for the final reports.
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"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: Additional Obligatory Comments
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/b5SHawxrpicWhat about circular treadmills?
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According to my Puerto Rican friend:No problemo.Sorry to steal Not_Karl’s reply.
Whoo iso correctamundo?No hay problemo
Sum, es est
Summo estes sunt
https://youtu.be/MljpuGu3yok?si=18kjV2yVYxKwr8Zs&t=121
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Sum, es est
Sumus estis sunt
Emendatum.
Re: This is why we need circular runways
Also, different broken stuff.(Different airlines and phases of flight though, one was during take-off, the other during landing.)
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Neither. Correct phrase is "no hay problema".Whoo iso correctamundo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX_hf-KBIkk
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Latino por Oceloto
grātiās tibi agō
Sum, es est
Sumus estis sunt
Emendatum.
Did I ever say that I hated Latin and that languages (all of them, incliding Ingles) are not my forte?
A wise person:
Latin is a dead language,
as dead as it can be.
First it killed the Romans,
and now it's killing me.
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Espanol por 3BSO
Seeo posto arribo. Gracias por el video instructo de Alfo.Neither. Correct phrase is "no hay problema".Whoo iso correctamundo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX_hf-KBIkk
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F.A. O.: Gabriel and Ocelot
Ok techies: I think [not_italilcs]we understand independent events, like [not_italilcs]we undestand a limited need to wait for the final report.Also, different broken stuff.(Different airlines and phases of flight though, one was during take-off, the other during landing.)
But in your quest for mathematogical correctness, you are missing common, strongly linked contributing factors such as placing pilots in cockpits, executing takeoffs, fuel in tanks, putting humans on Earth, allowing people out of bubbles to operate bicycles and experiencing the risky fun of high-speed travel, meteors and non-Western Aviation Safety cultures.. Ban those things and it will likely make a big difference in these and most other crashes.
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Right, problema is a girl. Or a girl is problema? Ok something like that.Neither. Correct phrase is "no hay problema".Whoo iso correctamundo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX_hf-KBIkk
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Re: Latino por Oceloto
Fixed.Did I ever say that I hated Latin and that languages (all of them, incliding Ingles) are not my forte?
A wise person:
Ban ALL languages.
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: F.A. O.: Gabriel and Ocelot
Is there an Oscar for photos? That one deserves it!
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Amazing SkyPhoto indeed, but...
Are you joking? There are at least 99 trillion reasons for it to be rejected there.Is there an Oscar for photos? That one deserves it!
International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
Re: Amazing SkyPhoto indeed, but...
There?there.[Like][meteor winglet photo]
Jet pictures: Indeed.
Meteor pictures: Star and Airplane clutter
Star pictures: Meteor and Airplane clutter
3BS 1/3-2/3 composure: Yep, it’s not there
Manipulation: Probably so.
Finally- a favorite question: What’s the difference between a lucky snapshot and a good photograph?
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Re: F.A. O.: Gabriel and Ocelot
Being carried on APOD can be considered an award...Is there an Oscar for photos? That one deserves it!
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