F.A.O.: 3WE

[Not_Karl]

-LHie is like Señor Trumpo.
-Sharks are like bigger, swimming chickens.
-Fish have eggs, whales don't. (We -humans- are certainly different, as some of us have them and some don't).
-Whales do it like men (the phrase was longer, I'm intentionally taking it semi-out of context).
-Not_Karlie is slightly entertained.
-Will Threeweeie join the conversation and show his typical-Trump-voterism to BBie and illustrate LHie on the reproduction of sharks, most of which are ovoviviparous and, while producing eggs, "give birth" to baby sharkies?

El Contexto.

[Not_Karl]

-LHie is like Señor Trumpo.
-Sharks are like bigger, swimming chickens.
-Fish have eggs, whales don't. (We -humans- are certainly different, as some of us have them and some don't).
-Whales do it like men (the phrase was longer, I'm intentionally taking it semi-out of context).
-Not_Karlie is slightly entertained.
-Will Threeweeie join the conversation and show his typical-Trump-voterism to BBie and illustrate LHie on the reproduction of sharks, most of which are ovoviviparous and, while producing eggs, "give birth" to baby sharkies?

El Contexto.

It appears to be escalating.

[Not_Karl]

LHie (to BBie):

Stupid son of a

His sentence got truncated, but I ASSume he meant either "son of a shark", "son of a chicken" or "son of a whale"?

LHie, trying again:

Son of a Donald

Oh... Is he talking about our (Argie) El Presidente?

[3WE]

El Contexto.

Mas grande tontería a la manera de Tomás!

At this time, I’m not sure how to chime in. I’m more interested in squeeze play takeoffs and landings, than politicos.

Regarding politicos, [not italics]we are doomed..

[Not_Karl]

Mas grande tontería a la manera de Tomás!

Indeed. I sent Luftie a PM. It was a chore, as I kept getting the dreaded ERROR 403. Plot twist: it wasn't a "forbidden" word, but a combination. I had to delete the link to the original post there automatically puts when you send a PM from it and replace "isn't"-100 and "don't"-100 with their unshortened "do not"-900 and "is not"-900 versions. All three of those things were not "forbidden" on their own. I didn't have the patience to keep looking with what words they were "conflictings", as they (there's admins) are Not_interested in fixing their craptastic more-photography-than-aviation-forum, as we have seen.
Fortunately BBie didn't respond to the insults.

Regarding politicos, [not italics]we are doomed..

We (people living in democracies) have always had to choose between the bad and the badder candidates, but I feel that lately our choices have mutated to the worst and the worstest... Like having to choose between a Boeing and a cheap-composite-crackerbox.

[Gabriel]

Mind is funny, sometime it triggers unexpected and uncommented thoughts. Like

Lo único que tengo para comer es culo de elefante enlatado. ¿Qué puede ser peor que eso? Que justo te toque el ojete.

[Not_Karl]

Lo único que tengo para comer es culo de elefante enlatado. ¿Qué puede ser peor que eso? Que justo te toque el ojete.

I sometimes think the whole can is just buttholes...


That said, translate your thoughts to Inglés with Google Translate and you will be glad of getting the elephant's butthole instead!

I was tempted to ask La Inteligencia Artificial for a picture of "a can of elephant buttholes", but probably anuses are forbidden and I was once strongly reprimanded and threatended with a ban for asking a picture of Señor Trumpo to tease Threeweeie from it, so these classic novelty tinned Not_"fish assholes" will have to do.


(No habla inglés: "All I have to eat is canned elephant butt. What could be worse than that? Getting the butthole". I strongly encourage using Google Translate to get an humorous/worrying mistranslation due to context shenanigans, though).

[3WE]

I may not_have an ROFLMAO from Bobbie…

BUT

I have TWO “as 3BS says”es from Berntie.

ATL better PM Berntie to remind him that I’m an outsider asshat, although admittedly, flyboy ranks me ahead of Kit Darby.

[Not_Karl]

...ROFLMAO from Bobbie…
...TWO “as 3BS says”es from Berntie.
...flyboy ranks me ahead of Kit Darby.

We should get badges and/or medals and/or a nice dinner of canned elephant buttholes in recognition of such noteworthy achievements

[3WE]

Indeed!

[Not_Karl]

Indeed!

We can at least cite them as credentials.

[Not_Karl]

Evanie, there:

The entire reason I am so interested in aviation safety is...

We: -"He's finally going to tell us! "
Evanie:

...that it actually works so well

We:


Also Evanie, replying to one of them (Berntie):

(you’re starting to sound like 3WE)

I also consider that as a badge-worthy credential.

Then:

Evan, however, is a passenger, a passenger inside, very much an insider and very much what the industry is all about. I’m not giving advice. I’m discussing what might make being a passenger safer or more risky

[3WE]

Evanie, there:

(you’re starting to sound like 3WE)

I also consider that as a badge-worthy credential.

Indeed. Might need some more popcorn.

[Not_Karl]

Some updates:
Luftie apologizes for his "disgusting behavior". Since this is there that we're talking about the "disgusting" part seems like a gross exaggeration; Luftie is probably unaware of there's dark past.

Evanie to Berntie, once again:

Are you 3WE?

Berntie no longer considers Evanie a pilot

There appears to have been a some popcorning there since the last time I visited and I just gave it a very quick glance, so I'm probably unaware of a number of Tom's fooleries.

[Not_Karl]

I slowly popcorned my way through. Some of my favorite moments:

-Evanie considering himself (and Threeweeie!) very much an insider.
-Berntie liking and considering insiders everyone but Evanie.
-Evanie being unconvinced of Berntie's insiderness.

But the fun might be over
Berntie to Evanie:

Anyway, I'll try to avoid replying to your posts in the future since it's just wasted time.

I'm an one-time GA and two-times B737 survivor (I even used the lavs to wash my hands!), that makes me very much an insider, right?

[3WE]

I'm an one-time GA and two-times B737 survivor (I even used the lavs to wash my hands!), that makes me very much an insider, right?

You are many things and, of course not_many things.

You are not_defined by Evan.
You are not_one of them.
You are not_trying to reinvent every rule and regulation: Just one: It is not_legal to fly.

Do not_worry if you are an insider or not_. You got a ROFLMAssholeO from Bobbie.

[3WE]

I'm an one-time GA and two-times B737 survivor (I even used the lavs to wash my hands!), that makes me very much an insider, right?

Blah blah blah…

I caught up on a few posts. Wow, Berntie’s kind words are amazing. ATL needs to set him straight…quickly!

I peed on the thread or hopefully threw some gasoline on the fire.

[Not_Karl]

I chemtrailed on the thread

Fixed, and BBie's comment made me crave for some pound per square inch cake instead of popcorn

[Not_Karl]

Are you jealous now that Evanie is the one getting all their insults?

...I'm finished trying to use an analogous anecdote to make a point on this forum.

I can only imagine their (Not_as-insider-as-us Pilots') sadness and disappointment

Berntie, on Evanie's good pilots:

When we screw up during an approach, e.g. being too high and/or too fast, that's one of the standard PAs

It would be great if what actually happened was:
Drunk Captain: -"Dude, we're so wasted... I can't wait to get this thing back on the ground, I can't believe we haven't TAD!!!!ed yet"
Drunk and naked FO: -"Nonsense, I'm fine... 10 bucks says I can even combat those treacherous underslung engines and somatogravic illusions and go-around"
Drunk Captain: -"...make it 20"
Drunk and naked FO: -"Right on!"
Drunk Captain on PA: -"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking..."

[Not_Karl]

Drunk Captain on PA: -"Ladies, gentlemen and insiders, this is your captain speaking..."

Fixed (too late to edit the post).

[3WE]

We are gaining something

[Not_Karl]

Since I don't think that pilots are generally idiots who wantonly screw up approaches, I wanted to inject that sometimes ATC and/or automation are to blame on getting you a bit high or fast and needing to do a missed approach/go-around/same thing.

Fixed the misplaced blue font and expanded to also satisfy Berntie.

[Not_Karl]

FlashieCrashie, there

Last time I picked up my '69 Camaro from the shop there was some paperwork showing who repaired/replaced what. But in Boeing's case, apparently not.

Well, that Camaro is less antique than the 737, maybe those procedures hadn't been invented yet.

We also learn that Boeing has a Quality VIce President (and, presumably, a president too). That's the funniest thing since our (Argie) Anti-Corruption Office.

[Not_Karl]

One of America's finest legal minds, there:

with the latest whistleblower ratting out boeing for using SCRAP parts, it blows my mind trying to figure out how this company will survive.

Curtains for Boeing?

seems to me that the corruption goes much lower in the ranks. MUCH LOWER.

I blame Verbie.

[Not_Karl]

... that Flyover, a 2023 science fiction novel by an American author, portraying a dystopian future where part of the US becomes a theocracy, was published in French but not in English?

It's a sign.