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A Good Joke:

Postby 3WE » Tue Jul 02, 2024 11:28 pm

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/tT5bmQ ... tid=qDwCgo [B-52-236P]


Had to post it there for Evanie’s desire for a newer design. Imagine these things…the engine noise, the beauty, the true example of handful of power levers, and much more!
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Re: A Good Joke:

Postby elaw » Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:38 am

Boeing needs to build a new small aircraft.
Fixed. Bonus points will be awarded if said aircraft has doors that remain attached, and responds predictably to pilot input under all typical flight conditions.
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Re: A Good Joke:

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Jul 03, 2024 12:57 am

Had to post it there for Evanie’s desire for a newer design. Imagine these things…the engine noise, the beauty, the true example of handful of power levers, the possibility of opening the bomb bays and dropping the passengers if they're too annoying, and much more!
Expanded.
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Re: A Good Joke:

Postby 3WE » Mon Jul 08, 2024 1:19 pm

*** the possibility of opening the bomb bays and dropping the ***
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I watched this again and noted that, true-to-Boeing, there are no lavs shown.

One might ass-ume they are too tiny to be visible.

OR

There’s that feature that Not_Karl references.
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Chicago Midway Stand-up Commedy

Postby 3WE » Fri Jul 12, 2024 8:40 am

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Re: Chicago Midway Stand-up Commedy

Postby Not_Karl » Fri Jul 12, 2024 12:21 pm

Yeah, aeroplanies got brakes and lots of PSIs per square inch. Trainies, on the other hand... :?
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