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The Movie Corner

Postby Not_Karl » Thu Jun 12, 2025 2:32 am

(or a new attempt by Not_Karlie to put this subforum, where posts CAN BE DELETED, to some use).

There's a new Airplane film. It sports the very creative name of "Airplane 2025". Its plot appears to Not_be original, intelligent and intriguing:
"A group of repressed college coeds decides to join the sexual revolution -- 30,000 feet in the air." - RottenTomatoes
"In the 1970s on a airline flight, Gloria and her friends try to hook up with people to join the 'mile high club'." - IMDB
Totally Not_Shockingly, it apparently sucks.
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Re: The Movie Corner

Postby Gabriel » Fri Jun 13, 2025 9:37 pm

Shockingly, she apparently sucks.
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Re: The Movie Corner

Postby elaw » Sat Jun 14, 2025 1:03 am

In other film industry news: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsK-KPi_w3w

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Re: The Movie Corner

Postby 3WE » Mon Jun 16, 2025 11:17 pm

For what it’s worth, the last Airplane move also lacked originality.
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Another super original aeroplanie movie!

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Jul 09, 2025 3:48 am

A completely new, never seen before concept: Spiders on a Plane (2024)
A group of young travellers discover their dream vacation has turned into a nightmare when an infestation of top-secret deadly spiders escapes mid-flight. When the pilots are killed by the aggressive arachnids, the group must fend for themselves against the relentless swarm and their monstrous "mother" spider, measuring a massive 5 feet.
-Prime Video
I ASSume that, after the spider infestation is dealt with, passengers with MSFS experience save the day.
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Re: Another super original aeroplanie movie!

Postby elaw » Wed Jul 09, 2025 12:42 pm

A group of young travellers discover their dream vacation has turned into a nightmare when an infestation of top-secret deadly spiders escapes mid-flight. When the pilots are killed by the aggressive arachnids, the group must fend for themselves against the relentless swarm and their monstrous "mother" spider, measuring a massive 5 feet.
Difficulty / ironing: the expected trick of trapping the mother spider in the lav doesn't work because the lav is not large enough.
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Re: Another super original aeroplanie movie!

Postby 3WE » Thu Jul 10, 2025 1:03 pm

I ASSume that, after the spider infestation is dealt with, passengers with MSFS experience save the day.
We would hope so, BUT it also could be:

-A military aviator with a scarred past.
-Chuck Norris
-Hoover (he used to fly fighter jets)
-In the Shade
-Additional ironing options provided by us.
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