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by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 23, 2025 11:16 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Not_a terrorist situation.
Replies: 4
Views: 24

Re: Not_a terrorist situation.

...todays “children”...TicToc…
They would probably find it more fun to make a viral "LET'S MAKE THE PILOTS THINK THERE ARE TERRORISTS ONBOARD CHALLENGE"...
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 23, 2025 3:26 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Not_a terrorist situation.
Replies: 4
Views: 24

Re: Not_a terrorist situation.

I dunno, is there not_a secret knock? The ability to speak and say “hey, the intercom isn’t working” through the door, or slip a note underneath?
Morse code!
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 23, 2025 12:52 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Micrometeorites...
Replies: 18
Views: 279

The ironing of being unable to avoid the balloons that enable us to avoid weather...

Sand = Non-falling micro meteors.
Sand falling from a balloon = ?
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 22, 2025 12:34 am
Forum: Aviation Discussion Forum
Topic: Things [i]we[/i] don’t understand:
Replies: 11
Views: 79

Ice lollies of peace.

Image
by Not_Karl
Tue Oct 21, 2025 6:04 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: Railroad Thread
Replies: 597
Views: 519331

Re: Trenes Argentinos

ARGENTINA, PHUG YEAH! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
And I was beginning to expect that the cable would break and pull someone's leg off.
Fixed?
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 20, 2025 9:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: The answer is "yes"
Replies: 2
Views: 29

Re: The answer is "yes"

Well, MY local media (I'm looking at you, Infobae) would say that the pilots managed to land on water, heroically avoiding a major TAD!!!
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 20, 2025 8:50 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: (More) IA image creation shenanigans
Replies: 188
Views: 56302

Re: (More) IA VIDEO creation shenanigans

-Others?
-Only one engine.
-OGE near-hover.
by Not_Karl
Sun Oct 19, 2025 9:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

Re: General sophomoric persiflage.

“Tomterías, ahí “ ? Here you go . We should definitely pay more attention to there . Now we Not_only learn about pilot stupidity and how to improve aeroplanie safety , but also can enrich our vocabulary . That said, I'm Not _so sure if ATLCrewie 's " congratulations " were deserved : Chat...
by Not_Karl
Sun Oct 19, 2025 2:49 am
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

General sophomoric persiflage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3sbnTsI3Zg ATLCrewie, there : I'll take lectures about how one should act on an aviation forum from any number of people. You, however, are not one of them and never will be. We still have a chance ! :clap: :clap: (Note to self: When Monchie closes this thread, the n...
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 16, 2025 11:55 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

Re: Stepping on toes

Grossly paraphrased, ATLCrew comment from the helicopter thread there. : Bicycle crashes happen. It’s called a measured risk. Not_Karlie has credentials to show off . And, of course, banning all helicopters remains an even more effective measure to prevent such crashes. Indeed . But, meanwhile, we ...
by Not_Karl
Wed Oct 15, 2025 5:48 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: TBM-700, Dartmouth, MA, 10/13/2025
Replies: 12
Views: 351

Re: Correction, Ft. Worth.

A comment:
(...)
Do you plan on dressing up as Dan Gryder for Halloween?
(...)
That would be scary.
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 13, 2025 8:32 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Bad day to be a helo (Huntington Beach crash)
Replies: 3
Views: 253

Re: Bad day to be a helo (Huntington Beach crash)

Helicopters above 0 feet are bad.
Fixed.

We should ban ALL hell-o-choppers.
Re-fixed.
I'm actually a little surprised he's OK with some helicoptering, as long as it's done with at least two engines and following his OGE hover observations.
by Not_Karl
Sat Oct 11, 2025 2:39 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Air India 787 down
Replies: 125
Views: 27014

Re: Air India 787 down

No. I prefer watching toes get stepped on.
CONCUR.
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 10, 2025 8:35 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

He's trying to make [i]him[/i] BLUE IN THE FACE (and I like it).

"I simply love to question everything Evan says and to step on his toes just out of boredom. -Threewee's Austrian doppelgänger with credentials.
Soon he will get the urge for the warm, fuzzy feeling of getting under a retired paramedic's skin...
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 10, 2025 8:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

Re: F.A.O.: Gabie

Is it good? TL;DR: Yes, I liked it, it has a nice and recognizable (artificial) pistachio flavor that goes well with the dulce de leche, but I fear it will stall spin break-up crash burn did-died on the market like previous attempts (by Sancor, San Ignacio and La Serenísima themselves) at flavored ...
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 10, 2025 8:01 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Air India 787 down
Replies: 125
Views: 27014

Re: Air India 787 down

No comprende. Please provide context at your convenience.
El Contexto.
You should pay more attention to there and its important contributions on TAD!!! investigation, aeroplanie safety and pilot punishment.
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 09, 2025 11:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

F.A.O.: Gabie

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by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 06, 2025 4:31 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.
Replies: 11
Views: 6682

Re: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.

It would be an interesting exercise to assign what % of the physical punishment should be assigned to the four pilots and ATC.
Fixed.
by Not_Karl
Mon Oct 06, 2025 3:42 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Bodily fluids
Replies: 17
Views: 10604

Re: Bodily fluids

...737 MAX 8... without a working lavatory...
That's actually brilliant: No lavs = no complaints about lav size on obscure aviation fora :clap:
by Not_Karl
Fri Oct 03, 2025 7:08 am
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.
Replies: 11
Views: 6682

Re: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.

flyboy’s buddy did not mention a new departure frequency, which probably got the FO dicking with the radio at exactly the wrong time when he should have been looking right and I’m betting the left seat had a crappy view to the right. Conversely, the inbound aircraft SHOULD of had a decent view and ...
by Not_Karl
Thu Oct 02, 2025 10:17 pm
Forum: Aviation Safety Discussion Forum
Topic: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.
Replies: 11
Views: 6682

Re: Durnk CRJ Pilots create scrapes and paperwork.

what are you referring to here?
This.

No AvieHeraldie article yet.
by Not_Karl
Tue Sep 30, 2025 7:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

And some people here say [i]he[/i] hates pilots and thinks they're all stupid...

And thus, calling the crew "stupid" (...) is at the very least, premature, and definitely immature. - Evanie , the Pilot Defender . Also: Originally posted by BoeingBobby Side windows open? Isn’t that necessary to toss a roll of toilet paper out and let cigar smoke out of the cockpit so t...
by Not_Karl
Mon Sep 29, 2025 11:42 pm
Forum: Off Topic Forum
Topic: F.A.O.: 3WE
Replies: 1634
Views: 637851

A New Proposition for the Embetterment of Understanding among Experts on Interwebz Fora.

Differentiating take-off reject speed s between only " low " and " high " is too vague and conducent to disagreements between them , who are inherently stupid , and we , who always know better . I propose the implementation of a Table of Reject Speeds to be agreed upon us and im...

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