Rapture due today!
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It has begon, and like we should have known, the misery will begin in Island.
Grimsvotn erupts , maybe a new LAKI-fissure eruption like we had in 1783 ?
We're doomed, I say, we're doomed, dooooooooooooooooooomed .
(link in Dutch)
http://www.nu.nl/buitenland/2520858/ijs ... rsten.html
Grimsvotn erupts , maybe a new LAKI-fissure eruption like we had in 1783 ?
We're doomed, I say, we're doomed, dooooooooooooooooooomed .
(link in Dutch)
http://www.nu.nl/buitenland/2520858/ijs ... rsten.html
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Not_Karl
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Oh, fuck... I was left behind. I'm still on Earth!
At least the internets are still working. So as long as I can find food and avoid zombies, I'm happy.
At least the internets are still working. So as long as I can find food and avoid zombies, I'm happy.
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Princess Leia
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I thought the internet was only good for porn, not those two other things you mentioned.Oh, fuck... I was left behind. I'm still on Earth!
At least the internets are still working. So as long as I can find food and avoid zombies, I'm happy.
May a plethora of uncultivated palaeontologists raise the dead in a way that makes your blood boil
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Not_Karl
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INDEED, I didn't say otherwhise. But I still need to find food and evade zombies -unaided by the internets- if I want to stay alive and enjoy all of the great wonderfulness of porn.I thought the internet was only good for porn, not those two other things you mentioned.Oh, fuck... I was left behind. I'm still on Earth!
At least the internets are still working. So as long as I can find food and avoid zombies, I'm happy.
Oh, wait... Maybe AdSense can help me with that...
INDEED!!
Yay!
I LOVE them interwebz
.International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
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I did ... for a while ..., but judging by the eeevil hangover that woke me up this morning, I don't think that Jesus was involved.Who disappeared?
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PurduePilot
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Concur.I did ... for a while ..., but judging by the eeevil hangover that woke me up this morning, I don't think that Jesus was involved.Who disappeared?
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Not_Karl
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International Ban ALL Aeroplanies Association, founder and president.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
"I think, based on the types of aircraft listed, you're pretty much guaranteed a fiery death."
- Contemporary Poet flyboy2548m to a Foffie.
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The Rapture (February 30, 2012) will start with volcanoes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=815Tgs19eKY
It will be followed by earthquakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdsqgVg1FHk
Tsunamis will be rampant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_faqP2GG8c
A host of plagues shall descend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXeOqYBMehE
The earth shall emit noxious gases: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3YaMi_truk
The final cataclysmic explosion that destroys the earth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq5whmgMNAA
Immediately followed by the True Believers ascending into heaven: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccLyr8exx4
The rest of us shall suffer the fate of the Damned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
It will be followed by earthquakes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdsqgVg1FHk
Tsunamis will be rampant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_faqP2GG8c
A host of plagues shall descend: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXeOqYBMehE
The earth shall emit noxious gases: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3YaMi_truk
The final cataclysmic explosion that destroys the earth: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rq5whmgMNAA
Immediately followed by the True Believers ascending into heaven: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ccLyr8exx4
The rest of us shall suffer the fate of the Damned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
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The rapture occurred on May 21 as predicted. It appears that I am the only one who made the cut. Hey, the Kingdom of God has wifi, so I can still log onto these internets! How cool is that? It would get really lonely up here if I didn't have connectivity....
"I'm putting an end to this f*ckery." - Rayna Boyanov
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