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Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:49 pm
by Giles

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:52 pm
by FrankM
Cricket can be funny ? I always thought it was only an excuse to sit in the pub all day ...

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 2:56 pm
by Giles
Good morning, Frank. :)

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:21 pm
by el
Cricket can be funny ? I always thought it was only an excuse to sit in the pub all day ...
Yes, it is indeed and a pretty good excuse on top.

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:40 pm
by el
Have you seen this one, Giles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmEJxsFE ... re=related

The moment of shame for Australian cricket (which led to a change of cricket rules - now every ball that bounces more than twice before reaching the opponents crease is a no-ball).

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:53 pm
by Giles
Oh yeah.... I remember watching that live....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_b ... nt_of_1981

Chappell brothers took a ribbing for that for a long time.

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:14 pm
by Half Bottle
Oh yeah.... I remember watching that live....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_b ... nt_of_1981

Chappell brothers took a ribbing for that for a long time.

From the wikipedia entry:
... for long after the affair there was silence in the dressing room, which was broken suddenly and unexpectedly by fellow player Mark Burgess smashing a tea cup.
Oh my, he broke a tea cup. The horror!

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:32 pm
by Giles
:lol:

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:36 pm
by FrankM
Oh my, he broke a tea cup. The horror!
See, it's a game for really wild men ... :?

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 4:40 pm
by FrankM
I once heard this joke, I hope I recall it correctly.

In the UK a woman walks to the police office claiming that she had been raped. The officer asks her if she could describe the man. She replies "White pants, while shirt, white hat ..."
The officers states "Sounds like a cricket player" to which the woman replies "Oh, that could be ! He wasn't in very long"

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:18 pm
by el
Oh my, he broke a tea cup. The horror!
Did you expect him to smash a bottle of beer?

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:19 pm
by el
I once heard this joke, I hope I recall it correctly.

In the UK a woman walks to the police office claiming that she had been raped. The officer asks her if she could describe the man. She replies "White pants, while shirt, white hat ..."
The officers states "Sounds like a cricket player" to which the woman replies "Oh, that could be ! He wasn't in very long"
What if he had carried his bat - let's say for 14 hours or more?

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 5:40 pm
by Half Bottle
Oh my, he broke a tea cup. The horror!
Did you expect him to smash a bottle of beer?
I'm just amused at the availability of a teacup in the locker room to be smashed. Only cricket.

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 6:04 pm
by el

I'm just amused at the availability of a teacup in the locker room to be smashed. Only cricket.
Sure, when playing Tests (5 day games) they do actually have a tea break.

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:17 pm
by Pipe
I´d like to nominate this The most ironing topic title of the Year.

Pipe

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:30 pm
by Half Bottle

I'm just amused at the availability of a teacup in the locker room to be smashed. Only cricket.
Sure, when playing Tests (5 day games) they do actually have a tea break.
Of course they get breaks, el, I do understand that.

It's the tea. In a breakable cup. It's just so.... cricket.

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:52 pm
by el
Of course they get breaks, el, I do understand that.

It's the tea. In a breakable cup. It's just so.... cricket.
I am led to believe that some do eat cucumber sandwiches as well. :mrgreen:

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 7:57 pm
by el
In Sri Lanka is a ground which is used for international games which is notorious for it's population of (highly venomenous) snakes which reside on the boarder of the field usually underneath some marketing boards. Last year when England played Sri Lanka at that very ground the Sri Lankan actually tried to hit the ball into the direction of the snakes. The English players were not too impressed by their efforts. :mrgreen:

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:43 pm
by Half Bottle
Help a Yank time....

In this video the batsman is declared, I believe, bowled out when his helmet comes off and hits the stump. Wouldn't he be out LBW even if the helmet hadn't hit the stump? Or does a ball to the head not count as LBW?

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:51 pm
by Giles
Link for video?

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:53 pm
by Half Bottle
Link for video?
Right, sorry. Here's the link.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGwpch06 ... re=related


I think I answered my own question in the meantime -- it is not LBW because the ball would not have otherwise contacted the stumps/wicket (too high).

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:53 pm
by Giles
Help a Yank time....

In this video the batsman is declared, I believe, bowled out when his helmet comes off and hits the stump. Wouldn't he be out LBW even if the helmet hadn't hit the stump? Or does a ball to the head not count as LBW?
If the trajectory of the ball would hit the stumps, then its LBW. I am guessing, because I can not see the video, but if the ball hit the helmet then it was already higher than then stumps.

El please correct clarify if I am wrong.

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 8:57 pm
by Half Bottle
Another correction: he would have actually been dismissed for a hit wicket, not bowled out as I said in my original post. I'll understand this tea and cucumber sport evenetually.

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:54 pm
by Pipe
Another correction: he would have actually been dismissed for a hit wicket, not bowled out as I said in my original post. I'll understand this tea and cucumber sport evenetually.
I try this every time I´m in South Africa (every two months). Being dumb and all that, I´m beginning to figure the rules .......... I think. But I´ll probably never figure the kick of the game.

There might be a chance if they start now playing cricket in a pitch dark stadium with a luminous bat and ball. :mrgreen:

Pipe

Re: Funny cricket moments of 2006 and 2007

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 1:32 am
by Billy Bowden
I think I answered my own question in the meantime -- it is not LBW because the ball would not have otherwise contacted the stumps/wicket (too high).
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