A Celebratory Meeting

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A Celebratory Meeting

Postby flyboy2548m » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:14 am

This evening a meeting celebrating the just-passed birthday of ITS and the upcoming one of flyboy2548m was held at Montana's restaurant in Mississauga, ON. In attendance were flyboy2548m and Ed.

The meeting was opened by flyboy2548m who delivered a lengthy, heartfelt speech in which he praised the great country of Canada for its hospitality as well as its achievements in aircraft design, which culminated in the family of regional aircraft flyboy2548m has had the great pleasure to operate. He also recognized the appeal of Canadian bacon, while also mentioning being somewhat under-impressed by Molson products, especially seeing as he was unable to partake of any on this particular occasion due to being withing the 12-hour window. Flyboy2548m also made sure to mention that the state of Montana is not especially known for its moose.

In his response speech Ed delivered various praises of ITS and his superior airmanship as well as his overall greatness. He went on to lament the fact that as a Canadian he sadly does not enjoy many of the rights enjoyed by those living further South. Ed also discussed spins, flaps and ballistic parachutes. At that point Ed became overcome with great melancholy and proceeded to reminisce about Karl, green vans, St Maarten reacharounds and related stuff, most of which flyboy2548m was unable to relate to on account of never having been a member of any email rings

The food consisted of authentic American cuisine like BBQ ribs, wings, beef brisket and Freedom Fries. Flyboy2548m enjoyed products of the Pepsico family of companies.

A resolution was passed agreeing to attempt to talk ITS into arranging an airport BBQ.

Overall a very productive and informative meeting that contained a heavy exchange of deep aeronautical knowledge

That is all.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Verbal » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:16 am

Did Ed bring his pocket calutron?
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Not_Karl » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:31 am

Great.

Did Ed enjoy some pancakes as a dessert?
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby flyboy2548m » Tue Apr 12, 2011 3:48 am

Did Ed bring his pocket calutron?
I don't believe so, but calutrons were discussed.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby B77W-QOTS » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:16 am

Did Ed mind paying for the evening? I think your banned from ITS house due to 'lashing out at the pugs' on your last visit.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby flyboy2548m » Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:52 pm

Did Ed mind paying for the evening? I think your banned from ITS house due to 'lashing out at the pugs' on your last visit.
I think the only one that lashes out at the pugs is Summer.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Ed » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:12 pm

Indeed.

After I took off my tie, rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to eat ribs like a True American, we were serenaded by the sounds of multiple birthdays and the Moose Hat getting passed around the restaurant.

It was a truly spectacular evening, and I was astonished as to how much forum trivia my fellow dining mate did not know. He has been fully briefed on all the shenanigans that have happened over the past 12 years.

Two things we reached common agreement on:

1. Everyone wants to 'reach up and touch the face of ITS', and
2. It is funny to ask a faux-sexpot Cz to see her boobies over the internet.

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby PurduePilot » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:37 pm

After I took off my tie, rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to eat ribs like a True American, we were serenaded by the sounds of multiple birthdays and the Moose Hat getting passed around the restaurant.
You're not an American if you don't drink PBR.

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby OldSowBreath » Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:55 pm

BTW, where is Canada?

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Verbal » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:04 pm

BTW, where is Canada?
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we kicked Canada's butt after they nuked Pearl Harbor in World War I.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby PurduePilot » Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:33 pm

BTW, where is Canada?
I don't know, but I'm pretty sure we kicked Canada's butt after they nuked Pearl Harbor in World War I.
Wasn't that the Klingons?

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Ed » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:27 pm

After I took off my tie, rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to eat ribs like a True American, we were serenaded by the sounds of multiple birthdays and the Moose Hat getting passed around the restaurant.
You're not an American if you don't drink PBR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGSN7JVg1yQ

Drink it, ya asshole.
I didn't have PBR, but I do have Ray-Bans...

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Peter_K » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:57 pm


I didn't have PBR, but I do have Ray-Bans...
So do I but I bought mine from Swahili or something speaking vendor in Cairo market for $5, so I suspect they don't come from Rochester.

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby OldSowBreath » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:40 pm

Look at the logo carefully, Peter, they probably say "Roy Beans".

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby PurduePilot » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:22 pm


I didn't have PBR, but I do have Ray-Bans...
So do I but I bought mine from Swahili or something speaking vendor in Cairo market for $5, so I suspect they don't come from Rochester.
I'm sure they go nicely with your Romex watch and your Armini suit.

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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Ed » Tue Apr 12, 2011 10:28 pm


I didn't have PBR, but I do have Ray-Bans...
So do I but I bought mine from Swahili or something speaking vendor in Cairo market for $5, so I suspect they don't come from Rochester.
I'm sure they go nicely with your Romex watch and your Armini suit.
I went sand-boarding (think sand instead of snow) whilst in Argentina, did a face plant, and snapped the arm off my Bans, which were pretty new. I took them back (after blasting the sand out of them) and said 'I think there is something wrong with these glasses'...the woman just gave me a new pair, no questions asked.

Sometimes you get what you pay for (oh yeah, they are polarized too, which makes them super cool). By the way, don't get caught out by this:
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby B77W-QOTS » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:53 pm

Did Ed mind paying for the evening? I think your banned from ITS house due to 'lashing out at the pugs' on your last visit.
I think the only one that lashes out at the pugs is Summer.

You saying the allegations are false?
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby flyboy2548m » Tue Apr 12, 2011 11:54 pm

Did Ed mind paying for the evening? I think your banned from ITS house due to 'lashing out at the pugs' on your last visit.
I think the only one that lashes out at the pugs is Summer.

You saying the allegations are false?
I'm saying you're a moron.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Verbal » Wed Apr 13, 2011 12:12 am

...moron.
You rang?
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby B77W-QOTS » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:07 am


I'm saying you're a moron.

Thats not what I asked I said are the allegations true or false? Its only what Ive been informed, you make it seem like your very welcome at a residence I feel you arent, inivting yourself to a BBQ at that residence is a bit disrespectful to the owners dont you think? I mean have you organised any BBQ's at my house that im unaware of? Perhaps you and David have 'crossed swords' and organised something?
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Verbal » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:12 am

...and David....
You rang?
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby Not_Karl » Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:20 am

...and Karl....
You rang?
I knew it.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby DeskFlyer » Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:19 am

Fair and firm.
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby flyboy2548m » Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:39 am


I'm saying you're a moron.

Thats not what I asked I said are the allegations true or false? Its only what Ive been informed, you make it seem like your very welcome at a residence I feel you arent, inivting yourself to a BBQ at that residence is a bit disrespectful to the owners dont you think? I mean have you organised any BBQ's at my house that im unaware of? Perhaps you and David have 'crossed swords' and organised something?
There are lot of things you're unaware of, Marty. BTW, where did I mention a residence?
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Re: A Celebratory Meeting

Postby B77W-QOTS » Wed Apr 13, 2011 10:21 am


There are lot of things you're unaware of, Marty. BTW, where did I mention a residence?

Well you must be planning a BBQ in a carpark at Newark aiport then with a trunk full of used condoms on the menu and chasing the poor ITS down again.
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